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Thursday, August 16, 2007

I learnt today that MIT scientists have found a way to create in the lab large amounts of cancer stem cells.

I didn’t actually read much of the press release (don’t get all scientific on me), so I don’t really know how they did it, but I guess they did it by abusing cancer fetuses.

Hey, MIT! Cancer fetuses are cancer people. You can’t just kill them for the advancement of science. (There was an X-Files episode about this guy who fed on tumors and regrew his head when decapitated in a car accident. So, cancer people must be real.)

I feel like there’s an issue for all God-fearing citizens to stand up against. Stop playing Jesus, MIT!

Also in the news: in their continued effort to make deadliest diseases immortal MIT researchers are on their way to creating AIDS stem cells, heart disease stem cells and Alzheimer stem cells.

Tags: Frankenstein, Abomination To God, Slaughter Of Innocent Children, Mad Scientists.

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